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| User: | thrashglam (15355006) crash&&burn;;
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| Name: | Sammiyboobeta | |
| Bio: | Can I MMMBop your Tayter-tot? SAM, I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!!! Hi, awesome people (yes, you're awesome, because you're on my fake wife's profile, which probably means you've either read her fics or are contemplating reading her fics, and both of those things make you très awesome!) I should probably make it clear that I am not Sam (fuck my life). I am Sam's fake wife, Ali ( It's been quite the whirlwind platonic relationship for us. We met through our mutual obsessions, Tayter and Squishy, and we hit it off right away. We were fake-married a week later and we've been busy stroking each other's egos ever since. So, to sum up, you can read her amazing fics and tell her how brilliant she is, but she's mine all mine and you can't have her babies!! Get it? Got it? Good! ♥ You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You quit, I quit. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in a paddle boat And save your stupid ass ♥ | |
| Memories:: | 26 entries | |
| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public | |
| Interests: | 8: dancing, god, guitar, hanson, music, piano, singing, sunshine | |
| Schools: | None listed | |
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| Mutual Friends: | 37: allyxmmmbop87, and_she_pleads, badsolution83, breathe_abreath, brokenangel_25, dessilyn, dreamcollides, drownhervoice, drunkinlov3, fubber, g_u_a_g, get_upand_go, getupandgo_25, heart_iswild, ifyouwannago07, imgaidragger, innocentsinnr, irresistablehf, jack_sparrow88, justapicture, kisseyfaces, lylia17, matrix_hack, mrichards, musiclives2007, otherweirdone, rawan1031, schellhas, shannyn808, smizia, startofflan, the_redtape, thrashglam, umchica, wa17ya, xhorizen, zaylor_fan | |
| Also Friend of: | 1: modelgirlstacy | |
| Member of: | 2: hancest, hanslash | |
| Account type: | Plus Account | |

